Unfortunately the church gives birth to possible Christians way to early!
They call it being BORN AGAIN, but a better term would be BORN TOO SOON!
The church has developed the ALTAR CALL! Most are not aware that it’s a recent practice (last 200 years) wherein you are called to “come forth” and give your life to Jesus, but you never get out of the POUCH! You are kept in the warm and comfortable environment of the POUCH like most marsupials.
Marsupials are a class mammals living primarily in the Southern Hemisphere; a distinctive characteristic, common to most species, is that the young are carried in a pouch. Well-known marsupials include kangaroos, koalas, possums, opossums, wombats and the Tasmanian devil. Like other mammals in the Metatheria, they are characterized by giving birth to relatively undeveloped young, often residing in a pouch with the parent for a certain time after birth.
I call it a womb with a view.
Just confess Jesus and come SIT in the POUCH-PEW and suck from the nipple of the church- forever. At least with the kangaroos, they do eventually grow and step out of the POUCH (pews) and begin to WALK. While the kangaroos can’t question mama, we can, and WE SHOULD!